And here we have a small selection from the Nonsensicles dictionary.

Beauty

n. The quality we seldom find in ourselves.

Money

n. A medium through which a bioterrorist can spread both death and delight.

Nag

v. An act for which your spouse will burn in hell.

Sky

n. The glorious magical expanse of the universe that could instantly make us feel free and happy, if only we would throw our heads back and acknowledge it more often.

Holiday

n. The fleeting period of desperate relaxation in exotic locations that makes it easier to hold on to a job you hate.

Perspective

n. The feeling that slices through your stomach when you suddenly realize that the corporate cubicle you chain yourself to every morning is bigger than the space your grandparents called home for many years of their married lives.

Movie

n. The only place in the world where couples will volunteer to french kiss in the morning without brushing their teeth.

Discipline

n. The practice of doing something you ought to, when it’s the last thing you want to.

Argue

v. An act for which your spouse will burn in hell.

Mirror

n. A menacing reminder of how things should not have turned out.

Parent

n. A well-meaning loving individual who will completely fuck you up ‘for your own good’.

Alcohol

n. A painkiller that will cause excruciating pain when you try to get the better of it.

Pillion

n. A position of advantage that lets you sit back, stop time and look at the world and yourself in a way that you can only on a motorcycle.