I wonder why we think that someone who knows to speak English deserves better out of life. (You know, my plumber speaks such flawless English, but he's still a plumber. You know, today, I met this auto driver who was reading TOI and was talking in such good English. So sad he's still an auto driver.)

Or someone who speaks bad English doesn't deserve success. (Oh gawd, she's so hot, but she speaks English like tamil yaar, ugh.)